Friday, April 9, 2010

Things you should probably know if you work in a bookstore

Me: Hi there, do you have a copy of Wolf Hall? 
Her: Who's it by? 
Me: Oh. Um... Actually I can't even remember. It's the one that just won the Booker? 
Her: Oh ok. So it's like a new release? 
Me: It's pretty new I guess. 
Her: Yeah, well we don't get the new releases for a couple of weeks, so we probably don't have it yet. I don't think I've seen it. 
Me: No it's not that new. It wasn't published in like the last two weeks. It's the one that won the Booker. 
Her: Right. Right. So, is it a fiction book? 
Me:Yeah, I had a look there and I couldn't see it - would it have been put anywhere else? It's the one about Cromwell...
Her: So its like an historical fiction or something? 
Me: Yeah, I guess... 
Her: Look I don't think we've got it. But if you're after an historical fiction type book what about The Lost Symbol? 
Me: ...
Her: It's the new Dan Brown one. It's like all about the Freemasons and stuff...
Me: Is there another bookstore anywhere near here? 

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