Are Tramp Stamps The Answer?

This morning I returned from the gym, and discovered, to my horror, that I had my pants on inside-out. This may not be a problem with the plain black leggings so favoured by yogis and Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately my pants were not like these, but instead had clear seams. It would have been glaringly obvious in the unnatural light of the gym that they were inside-out.

I told all this to someone who attends the same gym as me (but who failed attend this morning, and so was unable to spare me my embarrassment), who responded to my chargrin with an amused "don't worry - no one is looking at your pants, they're too busy looking at everyone's tattoos".

This is likely true, the tattoos on those in my spin class being ever more on display as we head recklessly towards summer. Which led me to thinking - I can't be depended on to put my pants on properly, especially not on my way to the gym when my natural vagueness is compounded by a failure to be fully awake - so what is the best way to ensure that should this happen again everyone would focus not on the inside-outness of my pants? Perhaps a tramp stamp is the answer.